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Are you there, hair gods?

Are you there, hair gods? it’s me, HTHG. I’m specifically trying to reach the god of good bangs. If you are listening, please help guide my bangs in the right direction. They are all over the place. The more I try and control them, the more they resist.

I have tried everything. If you tell me to just shave ’em off, I will. Anything. Please, just send me a sign, or change the weather. This humidity is just too much. Thank you for listening.

Sincerely, HTHG.

Anyone else get crazy-bangs when it’s humid?

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